Old Place-Holders

	2004	2005	2006	2007	*	2009	2010	2011	2012	2013
Tom	tie-dyed shirts	clown costume	Bicycle basket, bell, and handlebar streamers (pattern: Spiderman)	Lederhosen		Subscription to "17 Magazine"	An app that, when you're riding your bike, makes the sound of a card in the spokes.	Second Mortgage	Spray paint and stencils	Barbie Camper
Marcy	golf clubs	jump rope	Vintage "Green Acres" lunch box with thermos silo	A Southern accent		Glow-in-the-dark fangs	Platform crocs	Opera Glasses	Goth make-up kit	Pilates in the Caribbean Legos
Dav	drum set	"Zen Meditation for Kids"	Letter "e"	Barney ® hat and mitten set		Learner's permit	Book 8 "Harry Potter and the Magic of Compound Interest"	Continued bows and chants of: "We're not worthy"	Set of World Book Encyclopedia	Big Wheel
Peter	lock-picking kit	alarm clock	Trapeze lessons	Rainbow clown wig		Tuxedo	ShamWow	Hat-hair Hat	Sheep	Hungry Hungry Hippos
Brent	subscription to People magazine	season tickets to OSU football	Franklin Mint's porcelain submarine collection	Bounce House		Ann Coulter's collected works	Webkins of Warcraft computer game	"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" on DVD	A deal on a coupon for a gift card for a groupon	My Little Ponies/Bronies
Beth	gift certificate to Thongs 's' Things	black nail polish	OzzFest tickets	Subscription to "Guns and Ammo" magazine		Sad books full of big words	"Sleeping Mexican" bookends	Hanna-Barbera cartoon soundtrack	Leather pants and shoehorn	Clue (It's about time she got one.)
Abby	"Baby Braveheart" video	gift certificate to Dora's Tattoo and Piercing Emporium	Little Mermaid fishing rod and mer-bait	No gifts please - just make a contribution to a charity for homeless ponies		Wii deer hunting game	School uniform, plain gray	Dora the Explorer backpack	Justin Beiber poster	Old Maid
Bill	urinal fountain	tambourine	Litter of kittens and a laser pointer	Can of "new car smell"		Heelys	Ham 'n' Egg nog	A return phone call from Lowe's customer service	Tattoo of Hal	Hello Kitty
Andy	bacon-of-the-month club	cowboy boots and a 20 gallon hat	Masterpiece Theatre's "Upstairs Downstairs" on DVD	Tickets to the Hannah Montana concert		"The Chocolate, Coffee, MSG, and Onion Cookbook"	Homing pigeon for lost gym gear	Ben & Jerry's Schwetty Balls ice cream and double scooper	Turbo-taxidermy	Mr. Potato Head
Chris	Lee® press-on nail gun	push-up bra	Acme Home Suture and Syringe Kit	Crap		White gloves and a flowery hat	Cirque de Soleil lessons	A season ticket to OSU football	Treehouse kit	Twister
Dan	leather pants	mood ring	Lego Barbie	Cleats		Football uniform and pads	"Big Book of Connect the Dots," by Mrs. Holden	New from Berty Bott: Every-Scented Aftershave	Bar Mitzvah	Etch-a-Sketch
Bob	"Knit Your Way to Millions!" by Gladys Forchen-Hunter	jewelry-making kit	Some sort of generator (random number, perhaps?)	Bed rest		Baggy "gangsta" pants	Scent of the Sabres cologne	Swiss Miss Instant Espresso packets	Three-piece suit, demin	Monopoly
Christy	ant farm	cactus	Skate-shoes	Nose ring		"The Middle School Supplement to the US Army and Marines Counterinsurgency Field Manual"	Cardboard boxes	"All That is Holey: A History of Swiss Cheese" by B.B. Emantaler	More jicama!	Light Bright
Liam	St. Bernard puppy	1000-piece jigsaw puzzles	Bling	Mustache		Sparkly nail polish - like the pirates use!	Organ for grinding	Swiss Navy Knife, now with bilge plug!	Lego Dentist Office	Easy Bake Oven
Eamonn				The ability to fit his entire fist into his mouth		Liam's stuff	Monkey	Swiss bank account	Briefcase	Rockem Sockem Robots
Mom	Hummel figurines	scented candles	Marbles	Drum set

* I lost the file for the 2008 list. Sorry.

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